In the car on the way to church this morning….
The Manager: Hey Mom!! My Bible has pictures in it of those people. (Shows me cartoon drawing of Adam and Eve.)
Me: Yes honey, do you know their names?
The Mercenary: Adam and Eve!
Me: Yes, but I was asking the little boys.
The Mercenary, (trying to make up for his mistake): Do you know what Adam and Eve ate?
Captain Earthquake: The bad apple.
The Mercenary: And what happened to Adam and Eve when they ate the bad apple?
Captain Earthquake: They got naked.
Earnest Parenting: helping keep humor alive.
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