The Intellectual Stylings of 5 Year Olds

2 boys playing with cell phone

Internets, I bring you: The Dried Snot Conversation.

Captain Earthquake: See that? That’s dried snot on my nose.

The Manager: Where? Oh, that? Yes, that’s dried snot.

CE: When I have dried snot on my nose, I use my finger and pick it off.

TM: Me too. But it really really hurts.

CE: Me too! It hurts a wot.

TM: Well, it hurts me more.

CE: No, me more!

TM: No me!!

CE: Me!!!

I will bring you updates as developments warrant.

Earnest Parenting: helping parents enjoy the brilliance of 5 year olds.

The editor-in-chief of Earnest Parenting, Amy is the mother of two sets of twin boys. Yes, they drive her crazy, but they also make her laugh occasionally. Amy enjoys writing, quilting, reading, and working on her burgeoning cyber empire.

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  • Doug March 27, 2008, 9:14 am

    The things you publish…very funny!

  • Angie March 27, 2008, 7:37 pm

    Ohhhh! Ewwwww. Girls aren’t much better, trust me.