Good Friday to you, Internets! This week I bring to you spamjokes. What might that be, you ask? About a week ago the spambots started sharing jokes with me, and enough of them make me laugh that I thought I’d collect a few and share.
Why are spambots telling me jokes? I have no idea. It’s too bad they’re spam, because the jokes are pretty good.
Why did Willie Nelson get hit by a car? He was playing On The Road Again.
What do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain?!? GHOULOSHES!!!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away.
What did the painter say to the wall? One more crack and I’ll plaster you!
What do you call a crazy baker? A dough nut.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
How do you revive a drowning rodent? Give it mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What kind of flowers grow in outer space? Sunflowers.
Okay, you’re next! Share a joke, blog post, video, or photo that makes you laugh (family friendly, please) with the world. Trust me, you’ll be glad you did.
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